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two months ago

I’m a different person than I was. I guess that’s a pretty trite thing to say but my lifestyle has changed in some very tangible ways. I work longer hours, sometimes staying at the office til 8.00 or 9.00. I do things like rock climbing. I go out in the Mission almost every weekend. I pretty much never go grocery shopping, ever, unless I’m *about* to cook something. I never really photograph my food anymore. Can this be perceived as a good thing? Do I have a life now or have I simply lost the motivation to do something so important for myself, that is, exercise some creativity and cook myself a nice meal? I mean, I still cook, on the fly, on the weekends mostly, but when was the last time I totally geeked out over a menu?

Valentine’s Day.


[pan-roasted duck legs with five spice orange glaze, asian brussels sprouts slaw]

On Valentine’s Day I fulfilled my New Year’s resolution of cooking with duck. I had this insane craving for peking duck, which is pretty much impossible to replicate at home (I didn’t really try), so I tried my best to mimic the flavors and textures. The dish that resulted was fantastic in its own right, but certainly not peking duck. I decided to make a syrup-y glaze for the duck with five spice and orange — a five spice peking duck à l’orange of sorts. And to go with it? An asiany brussels sprouts (because we had some on hand) slaw and a bed of jasmine rice. Simple, hearty, amazing.


To make the glaze, I simmered 4 cups of water, the juice of half an orange, 2 tablespoons of honey, 4 tablespoons of soy sauce, 1 tablespoon of brown sugar and 1 tablespoon of five spice powder in a saucepan with thick slices of fresh orange and ginger and a few cloves of garlic smashed with the base of the knife. I simmered this for about 20 minutes and then removed the orange and ginger slices and took it off the heat. Don’t let the orange slices fall apart on you — fish them out sooner if needed. I wanted the sauce to have kind of a syrup-y texture.


[with a little help from my friends]

I don’t think that I understood how Mark Bittman’s method was supposed to work as well as I should’ve at the time. Brent had given me this lovely bottle of champagne for my birthday that we drank almost all of while cooking, so maybe that’s why. The basic idea is to render out most of the duck fat without overcooking the duck. First, season the duck legs with s&p then put them skin side down in a skillet over medium heat until the skin starts to sizzle, then cover and turn the heat down. Flip the duck after 15 or so minutes and cook for another 15 or so. Then take the lid off and turn the heat up so you can brown the duck on both sides. Once the outside is nice and crisp, set the duck legs aside and pour off most of the fat. Then deglaze the pan with a few healthy splashes of mirin. Add the five spice orange mixture and bring to a bubble, then add back the duck legs and simmer them for just a few minutes in the sauce until they are well-glazed on both sides.


To make the slaw, use a mandoline or sharp knife to slice the brussels sprouts into thin strips. Add grated carrot, diced serrano chile (you don’t need much), chopped scallions and some freshly chopped cilantro and mint. To make the vinaigrette, combine a bit of sesame oil with freshly grated ginger, unseasoned rice wine vinegar and fish sauce. Adjust the proportions according to taste. I ended up adding more fish sauce because I love it. The savory and pungent flavor of the fish sauce is simply delightful with the freshness of the cilantro and mint. Toss the slaw with the vinaigrette right before serving.

That’s all I got for now. Good night friends.

oysters anonymous

When you find people who share your same interests, things can get dangerous. A shared passion quickly becomes a relationship of enabling. One feels pressed to go all out. Whether it’s eating two dozen oysters in front of Jane on your birthday, drunk texting with Nina about oyster cravings (and fiendishly seeking out $1 oyster happy hours), or challenging your east coast boss who you just met to an oyster-eating contest, my behavior as of late has been symptomatic of a penchant, an obsession even, for consuming those salty creamy bivalves. And I know plenty of people who feel (almost) as strongly. One afternoon I paid a visit to my old ‘hood, on the other side of the bay, specifically Gina and Aaron’s house. G and I popped by Tokyo Fish Market, a first for me.

While Gina perused the raw fish section, picking out some fine cuts of hamachi, tuna and hirame for us to nosh on, I surveyed the oyster selection. I opted for a dozen Drakes Bay, a dozen Miyagi and a dozen Chatham, an east coast oyster, just to mix it up a bit. The Chatham oysters were just so sweet and creamy — my favorite of the bunch!

[top to bottom: chatham, miyagi, drakes bay]

Aaron gave Gina and I a little impromptu lesson on how to shuck oysters.

1. Stick the oyster shucking knife into the joint, the part that keeps the oyster together. Wiggle the knife around until you pierce through the joint.

2. Twist the knife back and forth once you’ve penetrated the joint to separate the two shells.

3. Once you’ve successively wedged the two shells apart, use the knife to separate the “feet” from the top and bottom of the oyster meat by running the knife between the meat and the shell that’s stuck to it, on both the top and bottom.

Then you’re pretty much done. We sampled our oysters will all types of dressings. We of course had the standard fare on hand – slices of lemon and a mignonette made of champagne vinegar and shallots.

And some smoked salt — it was wild.

Aaron even dappled with some of the chilis he had on hand.

Naturlich we punctuated this feast of bivalves with some freshly cut sashimi. Sometimes you just need some starch (a bowl of rice) to cut all the delicious raw seafood you’re consuming.

The ultimate: a Chatham oyster with wasabi tobiko and cream!

T’was truly a massacre.

The night only degenerated from there. After feasting on three dozen oysters, two bottles of sparkling wine, and some eps of Heston Blumenthal and Rick Bayless, Aaron busted out some foie gras that’d been in their freezer for god knows how long. He lightly seared it and then used the cooking oil to make some — you guessed it — foie gras popcorn! Stinky.

a carnitas revelation

Carnitas are easy to make! Had I known this, I would’ve saved so much money on super burritos over the years. (Rarely do I take any kind of meat besides carnitas in my burritos.) I really can’t get over how beautifully this meal turned out. I’d had this recipe from the Homesick Texan in the back of my mind for some time (how could I not — it’s just so easy!) and one evening I just decided to go for it. Three hours later I was eating better than I ever had.


I believe the proportions are 1 cup of orange juice + 3 cups of water for 3 lbs of pork butt. You just cut the pork into strips, leaving the fat on, and cover it in a pot with those liquids. Salting the pork well at this stage is also key.


[note: the water had not yet been added at the time this photo was taken]

A low and slow simmer for two hours, uncovered, and you’re ready to turn the heat up to boil off the liquid. This should take about 45 minutes or less. Stirring near the end of this cooking time is crucial lest the precious carnitas start to burn. Apparently the fat slowly seeps out as the water evaporates during the initial simmering period so that the pork is eventually being cooked in its own fat. Once you turn up the heat the pork caramelizes in the sugar from the orange juice and the rendered fat. About 15 minutes before the pork was done cooking I deglazed the pan with a healthy splash (or three) of brandy, because why the hell not? It’s delicious. More sugar = more caramelization = more of what I love in carnitas. Turn off the heat, adjust the seasoning and you’re good to go. These carnitas could be eaten on their own (as Andrea demonstrated when she came over later that night with a few drinks in her and ate what was left straight out of the tupperware :P ) or in a simple taco or burrito. When you’ve put in that much work (if you could even call it that), why not just serve them in a really plain fashion? Showcase the meat — that’s the whole point anyway.

So how did I decide to serve up this godly, mind-blowing creation? Well, I was reminded of this time that I was over for dinner at Gina and Aaron’s last year. They had just made Rick Bayless’s banana leaf roasted pork, and they served it with some lovely pickled red onions in some very simple soft tacos. I just found that to be so elegant (yet tasty) that I had to rip off the idea. During the two hours of simmering I had some time to kill, so I decided to quick pickle some shallots using leftover pickling liquid from that time I pickled quail eggs (why not save your pickling liquid — it doesn’t spoil and clearly comes in handy), Mexican pickled jalapenos in their juice, red wine vinegar, garlic, bay leaf, salt, and some coriander and peppercorns I had lying around.

I simmered the shallots in the pickling mixture for about 15 minutes before pouring everything into a jar and popping it in the fridge for an hour. With the help of some chopsticks to extract the shallots from the other mess I had some beautiful pickled shallots, ready to serve, by the time the carnitas were done! I’d also, to my great surprise, found some ripe avocados at Health Haven on Divis. I made a lemon-y, cilantro-y guacamole to serve with the carnitas and pickled shallots.

Three strong flavors united on a soft, lightly toasted corn tortilla. Happy Saturday!

I also fed the housemates and maybe a char or two. Then we partied.


Sorry I was gone for a bit btw. Work and such; you understand.

liveblogging: caro & michelle’s to-do list

There’s something about publishing lists of personal goals on the internet that makes one more motivated to accomplish them. Blogging encourages gourmandizing which encourages blogging. This worked pretty well with our East Bay bucket list, and good thing too considering we haven’t been over there much since we moved. Let’s see how long it takes us to do the following.

1. Make bacon-infused whiskey.

2. Turn the wood-burning stove in our backyard (which held a fire during our last backyard bbq) into a wood-fired oven.

3. Have a ladies gorge-fest at Commonwealth!

4. Use our groupons — a 6 hour limo ride to Napa & 50 percent off blowing up a digital photo onto a canvas. I think I’m gonna go with this one:

saint valentine

When it comes to the great loves of my life, whiskey and McDonald’s breakfast certainly top the list. Jane and Caro gave me a bottle of Redbreast Irish whiskey for my birthday, which I understand to be one of the few pure pot still whiskeys still in existence. I’m not quite sure what this means, though I think it has something to do with using both malted and unmalted barley, rather than just the typical malted barley that’s used in single malts.

Anyway, to me it tastes like a more delicious Jameson. Thx my lady valentines!

~

Paul and I have been celebrating the days preceding Valentine’s Day with extra time alone together and delicious food, eaten in and out. Last Monday Paul took me to Resto Delfina (not the pizzeria), which I’d never been to before. I loved everything we had — from the speck and shaved artichoke crudo (the raw artichoke actually had a squash-like flavor) to the lasagne “vincigrassi” made with ground pork and sweetbreads. On Saturday morning we made McDonald’s breakfast together — one of our favorite traditions.

[english muffin breakfast sandwich with egg omelet, sharp cheddar & bacon, hash browns, grapefruit juice]

The Ore-Ida frozen hash browns definitely aren’t as good as the McDonald’s ones, but with a little salt, they satisfy my needs.

Usually when making McDonald’s breakfast I make a big omelet out of eggs mixed with a little milk and s&p. I like to season my eggs before putting them in the pan. This time I added some fresh chives because we had them on hand. Cheese-wise I opt for sharp cheddar over the standard MacDo american cheese.

When Annabel moved in, she brought ramekins that are the perfect size for making McMuffin-esque egg patties. I used one like a cookie cutter to cut out a pieces of omelet that fit perfectly on top of the English muffins!

Paul might not be a masterchef, but he knows how to fry up some perfect bacon.

This is better than McDonald’s breakfast actually, because I don’t get a tummy ache afterwards!

I’ve eaten out on Valentine’s Day before but that’s always such a cluster fuck. Valentine’s Day is really quite the exploitation holiday, if you think about it. Restaurants use it as an opportunity to sell you a prix fixe menu that’s horrendously overpriced and of questionable quality; greeting card companies make a killing, and why? So tomorrow I think we’ll celebrate Valentine’s Day with a quiet dinner at home. I’m thinking roast duck legs, with asian flavors. That way I can kill two birds with one stone — I’ll fulfill one of my New Year’s resolutions (i.e. to cook duck) and I’ll get to spend some quality time with my valentine!

bbqin’ in february

I know certain ppl in certain parts of the country have been freezing their balls off for the past few months but I can’t feel bad about that, BECAUSE THEY CHOSE TO LEAVE ME. Anyway we were supposed to have a barbecue for Ken’s birthday at our house like over a month ago and last week, finally, we got our shit together (incidentally the same weekend a heat wave descended upon SF). A trip to Costco, home of cheap ribs and lump crab meat, was the deciding factor in our spread that afternoon. Caro made the sticky spicy ribs we’ve made once before, to rave reviews from all who were present. I made some crab cakes which, for how labor intensive they can be, were surprisingly not that stressful to prepare. Maybe I just had the right amount of buzz going to really get in the zone.

Sparkling Sangria

I’d seen a recipe in an old issue of Bon Appetit for cava sangria that seemed perfect for the occasion but I thought, why not use prosecco instead since it’s so inexpensive at Trader Joe’s? I merged the BA recipe with one I found online by Michael Chiarello of all people (who was such a douche on Top Chef Masters, am I right?). Best part about this recipe is the fruit is reusable — we turned a bottle of red into more sangria after the sparkling batch had been consumed (which didn’t take long).

You need (I don’t really know how many servings this makes but you do the math — how many of your friends can 1 bottle of Prosecco stretch to satisfy? I doubled this recipe when I made it.):
- 2 bottles of Prosecco
- 1 cup of brandy
- 1/2 cup of orange liqueur (I used Triple Sec, unfortunately)
- 1/2 cup of white grape juice
- 1 green apple, sliced
- half a carton of strawberries, sliced
- 1 lime, sliced
- 1 orange, sliced
- 1 lemon, sliced
- 1 nectarine, sliced
- some fresh mint leaves, torn


Combine the fruit, mint, brandy and orange liqueur in a pitcher. Give it a quick toss and then let it sit in the fridge for at least an hour. Pour in the Prosecco just before serving.

Also on the menu that day: Caro’s aunt’s blue cheese coleslaw, burgers with blue cheese and avocado, potato salad, fruit salad, and chips and guacamole. And beer.

Crab Cakes with Caper “Aioli”
I put a fair amount of research into this one, looking at about 8 different crab cake recipes. One must be familiar with the literature on crab cakes before putting out original work on the subject, non? I love going through different recipes for the same dish and cherry-picking the elements that I think I’d most enjoy. But then if the final product doesn’t stand up to what you thought it would be, you’ve no one to blame but yourself. Anyway I know this isn’t exactly barbecue (since the grill is nowhere to be found in this recipe) but if you’re hosting a bbq and everyone else is using the grill, why not do something on the stove top instead?

You need (for ~40 generous crab cakes):
- 1 yellow bell pepper, small dice
- 1 red bell pepper, small dice
- garlic, minced
- 1 bunch of scallions, sliced
- 2 lbs lump crab meat, broken up
- 1 cup of mayonnaise
- 2 tbsp dijon
- juice of 1 lemon + zest
- 1 cup of panko breadcrumbs
- 2 eggs and 2 egg yolks
- fresh parsley, chopped
- fresh chives, chopped
- fresh dill, chopped
- Old Bay seasoning
- Sriracha or other hot sauce
- butter and oil (I think I used extra virgin olive oil for the bell pepper mixture and canola oil for frying the crab cakes)

For the caper aioli:
- capers
- mayonnaise
- a lemon
- fresh parsley

1. Saute the bell peppers with the garlic and green onion in melted butter and oil over medium low heat until tender, 15-20 minutes. Season liberally with Old Bay and s&p. Take off the heat to cool.
2. Combine the rest of the ingredients in a large bowl. (I’d add the eggs last so you can adjust for seasoning.) You’ll probably need to add more Old Bay. I’d say I used at least a tablespoon of Sriracha.
3. Add the cooled bell pepper mixture to the crab mixture. Mix well. Add more panko if the mixture seems too wet to form into crab cakes, but it should definitely be very moist.
4. Form the mixture into crab cakes. It’s better to have all the crab shaped into cakes before you start frying.
5. Working in batches, fry the crab cakes in a mixture of melted butter and canola oil over medium high heat until brown on both sides. Keep crab cakes warm in a 250 degree oven while you’re frying up the rest of them.

As I finished each batch I was placing the finished crab cakes in what I thought was a warming drawer. But it turns out this “warming drawer” doubles as a broiler, and since we had the oven on at 350 for the ribs, the crab cakes came out substantially browner than they were when I put them in. No harm done really; they were a bit browner than I would’ve liked but not by much.


[crab cakes with caper aioli]

Historically it’s always bothered me when a recipe claims to be an “aioli recipe” but is really just a recipe that calls for mixing mayonnaise with ingredients such as lemon juice and garlic. Such a recipe should be called a “lazy man’s aioli” recipe. But then again, caper aioli sounds so much better than caper mayonnaise doesn’t it? If it’s perfectly acceptable to call one the other then I’ll opt for the hoighty-toighty option, thank you. To make the caper “aioli” all I did was combine mayonnaise in a bowl with lemon juice, chopped capers and chopped fresh parsley to taste.

But one last thing before you go..

[rib porn]

birthday dinner at coi

During the birthday week (a bit ago) I chased my 24 oysters with 11 courses of exquisite edible art at Coi, courtesy of the ol’ bf (and Daniel Patterson). The restaurant certainly lived up to its credentials, though Paul and I did think that the food at Benu was better — but then again Benu will more than likely get some Michelin decorations of its own next year.

The atmosphere was warm if not a little new age-y with the stone arrangements everywhere (including in the bathroom sink). Silly. They try and source all of their ingredients from no more than 300 miles away. Local. We drank our Founder’s Art Reserve Cabernet because corkage was only $25. It was just the occasion we’d been waiting for.

Coi’s take on an aperitif — a frozen mandarin sour made with mandarin vodka gel, angostura bitters, kumquat, satsuma ice and Murray River salt. Crunchy, dry, refreshing (not juicy). If you’re wondering why anyone (or in particular, Chef DP/his sous chef) would choose river salt over sea salt it’s because the former is more floral and crunchier. Yes, I asked.


[frozen mandarin sour; mandarin vodka gel underneath]

Remember the ep where Tony Bourdain pulls a gooey duck out of the sand? It definitely tastes like it’s from the sea, that’s for sure. It’s also kind of crunchy, like cartilage. I thought the fennel worked really well here and the young kelp, which had been blanched, had a tender, pleasant mouthfeel that I was not expecting.

[manila clam and geoduck with bull kelp, meyer lemon and fennel]

Beets mixed with fresh cow and goat’s cheese topped with wild sprouts and flowers (that Paul identified to be miner’s lettuce, chickweed, wood sorel, baby thistle and radish green because he grew up naked in nature!). Not my favorite of the night though I was proud of P’s plant identification prowess. Looks like a (bloody) cow patty.

[beets roasted in hay, fresh cheese, wild sprouts and flowers]

A “crab melt” — crab on toast served cold with melted lardo over the top instead of cheese. It tasted very “Californian” indeed with the wheatgrass reduction and little pea shoots hopping all over the plate. But I think I would’ve preferred a regular crab melt… you know the kind that’s served warm.. maybe with melted lardo.

["californian" crab melt with lardo and wheatgrass]

I accidentally disturbed the puree before taking this photo. Serving an egg yolk hidden beneath the creamiest, most decadent cauliflower puree is an easy way to win people over. It was goooood.

[farm egg with cauliflower puree, caperberry, pickled shallot and nettle dandelion salsa verde]

“Earth and Sea” — this asiany soup has yuba (aka strips of tofu skin) in it instead of noodles. The textures and flavors were right up my alley.

[steamed tofu mousseline with a hint of ginger, mushroom dashi, yuba, radish, rice wine pickled turnip, fresh seaweed]

A foam made of sherry and mushroom stock conceals a stick-to-your-ribs chanterelle porridge – so delicious!

The porridge came with a bowl of crisp sunchokes, parsnip, salsify, burdock and parsley root.

[savory chanterelle porridge with crisp root vegetables, cress and sherry]

A very tender tenderloin from Prather Ranch that was served with a potato puree of the olive oil-y variety. Also on the plate were some “coastal grasses” tossed in champagne vinegar which balanced out the dish quite nicely.

[prather ranch beef, potato, coastal grasses, monterey cypress]

Coi’s play on a “cheese course” was a Tomme D’Ossau grilled cheese on Acme rye with onion marmalade two ways. Apparently Coi has always been big on the Tomme D’Ossau, which is a sheep’s milk cheese from the Pyrenees. Check out this photo I found on someone’s Flickr — did Coi srsly serve a piece of cheese just sitting on the plate like that? LOL I’m glad that wasn’t a course on our tasting menu — because I probably would’ve shit myself.

[grilled cheese, tomme d'ossau, rye, onion, pickled daikon]

The first of two desserts. This one had a crispy vanilla bean meringue and mint gelatin.

[lime sherbet, frozen yogurt, pomegranate, mint]

The “Bread and Chocolate” dessert was to die for, coming from someone who is not the biggest fan of dessert and who was incredibly stuffed by this point. The combination of the brioche, dark chocolate, pistachio and grenache was absolutely perfect. The dessert featured both a caramelized brioche and a brioche ice cream, and the dark chocolate pudding was surrounded by a ring of baked grenache. SO MUCH PLEASURE.

[brioche ice cream, pistachio, tarragon]

Some firethorn jellies to send us off!

Goooodnight.

a few pasta dishes

Sometimes I feel lame making pasta for dinner because it reminds me of sophomore year of college, when the only dish in my dinner repertoire was spaghetti with Aidells sausage, pasta sauce from a jar and pre-grated parmesan. Maybe with some onions, garlic and dried oregano in the sauce if I was feeling fancy. Pasta for dinner (especially when not using homemade pasta, which I don’t really have the patience or equipment to make) just seems like the easy way out, you know? Well, that’s a stupid way to think about things. Pasta, with interesting ingredients and a thoughtful recipe, can make a mean entree and decadent leftovers.

Every once in a while I’ll treat myself to an issue of Bon Appetit while waiting to check out at the supermarket. While flipping through an acquisition from one such instance, I came across the most delicious sounding pasta recipe from the restaurant Marea in NYC — Rigatoni with Shrimp, Calamari, and Basil. What a perfect dish to pair with the sauv blanc we bought in Napa! The recipe calls for setting aside half the shrimp and calamari rings for topping the pasta with and chopping up the other half for the sauce, but if I was really trying to make the seafood stretch (like if I was cooking for say 10 people), I’d buy less shrimp and calamari and mince all of it to put into the sauce.

Rigatoni with Shrimp & Calamari
[Recipe by Michael White of Marea in NYC, with slight adaptations.]

You need (for 4):
- 1 lb shrimp, peeled and deveined
- 14 oz calamari, cleaned (most fishmongers offer “cleaned” calamari i.e. calamari with the head, ink sack and the like removed)
- 12 oz rigatoni
- extra virgin olive oil
- 3 cups leeks, thinly sliced
- 3 large garlic cloves, thinly sliced
- crushed red pepper
- 1 8 oz bottle of clam juice
- 1/3 cup frozen peas, thawed
- 1/2 to a whole stick of unsalted butter
- 1/2 cup or more of grated parm
- 3/4 cup fresh basil, chiffonade (or I think fresh parsley would be great in this too)

How to:
- Coarsely chop half the shrimp and half the calamari. Transfer to a food processor and pulse on and off until the mixture is finely chopped.
- Working with the remaining calamari bodies (i.e. not the tentacles, unless you feel like throwing those in too), slice them crosswise into rings and set aside.
- Get the pasta started in salted, boiling water. (I recently read in MB’s book that adding oil to the pasta cooking water won’t do shit besides keep your sauce from sticking to the pasta. Adding enough salt should keep the pasta from sticking together.) Take the pasta off the heat once it’s al dente.
- Heat up a 1/4 cup of olive oil + a few tablespoons of butter over medium high. Add the sliced leeks, garlic and red pepper flakes. Saute until the leeks are soft but not brown, about 5 minutes. Add the chopped shrimp mixture and stir until just opaque. Add the clam juice and peas and simmer for 3-5 minutes. Take off the heat and stir in 3 tablespoons of butter. Season with s&p to taste and cover to keep warm.
- Right before serving, saute the other half of the shrimp in some olive oil and butter. After two minutes, add the calamari rings and saute for another two minutes. Season with s&p and remove from the heat as soon as the calamari turns opaque.
- Toss the cooked rigatoni with the sauce and parmesan cheese in a pot or serving bowl. Top with whole shrimp, calamari rings, and basil or parsley before serving. I also tend to add more parm and more red pepper flakes to mine after sitting down :D .

These photos aren’t so good, but maybe you’re wondering about the salad in the photo. It’s actually a combination I decided on while I was shopping for the pasta ingredients, and a simple and delicious one at that!

Artichoke and Heirloom Tomato Salad with Crispy Shallots and Sherry Vinaigrette
I just tossed some sliced heirloom tomatoes with salad greens and artichoke hearts from a jar. Then I heated up a few tablespoons of oil on medium high until the oil was pretty hot, and quickly sauteed some sliced shallots over the high heat until they were brown and crispy (but careful — the difference between brown and burnt is a matter of seconds). While I let the shallots cool I made a simple vinaigrette of sherry vinegar, extra virgin olive oil, and s&p (I don’t recall using dijon in this one but maybe add a teaspoon if you’re worried about getting that emulsified texture). I tossed in the shallots and the dressing and it was like, the best salad I’d ever come up with myself. I’d make it more often if artichoke hearts weren’t kinda spensies.

~

It’s easy to see why pasta is a power food, the go-to meal of runners the night before a track meet. It’s carb-y, filling and forgiving to the “throw it all in” school of cooking. This next recipe packs several types of veg and proteins into one pasta dish, though not at the expense of sophistication or seasonality. (This is a winter pasta –the previous two recipes were ones I made during the fall/Indian summer.)

This is one of those recipes where I can actually say that I was trolling the veg aisle at Berkeley Bowl (for probably one of the last times in a while :/ ) to see what looked good, and then came up with a recipe based on that. Well, it’s winter, so not much was available, but they did have these gorgeous Brussels sprouts on the stalk! They also had leeks, which are great to have around. I really wanted to step outside of the standard Brussels sprouts + cured pork box, but no other combinations were obvious to me at the time and we were getting some bacon anyway so… yeah. I ended up throwing in pine nuts, butter beans, lemon thyme — but it doesn’t have to be that complicated really. So the recipe I’ll recount here will be split into essential and optional ingredients, because maybe I got a little carried away.


[brussels sprouts in the foreground, bloody mary and cocchi greyhound in the background]

[butter beanz aka white limas]

Perciatelli with Brussels Sprouts, Leeks & Pine Nuts
You need (for 4):
- 20-25 Brussels sprouts, thinly sliced
- two small leeks or one large one, thinly sliced
- two generous handfuls of pine nuts
- perciatelli (these lovely long noodles that are round and kind of fat) or some other long pasta
- garlic, minced
- unsalted butter


[i set out thinking i'd use my new handheld mandoline to slice the brussels sprouts but ultimately decided it'd be just as easy to do by hand, and with less clean up]

It might also be nice to have:
- large butter beans, cooked (if dried, then soaked and skins removed — but in retrospect I’d go for canned because that was kind of a bitch, even with Caro helping me)
- bacon or pancetta (I highly recommend unless you’re vegetarian), chopped into small cubes
- a few splashes of white wine
- lemon thyme


[the toasted pine nuts really are super delicious with the brussels sprouts and leeks -- you almost don't need bacon!]

How to:
- Cook the pasta til it’s al dente (since you’ll be finishing it off in the saucepan).
- Fry the bacon until its fat renders and it’s nice and crispy. Remove the bacon with a slotted spoon and set aside. Pour off most of the bacon fat and reserve for later use.
- Use 1/4 cup of white wine (or maybe a stock or bean cooking liquid of some sort?) to deglaze the pan of all its brown bacon-y bits. Melt some butter and oil in the pan and then add the leeks. Saute until the leeks are softened, then push them to one side of the pan. Add a little more butter and oil to the other side of the pan, heat until foam subsides and then add the pine nuts. (You can also just remove the leeks and then add them back in but I’m lazy.) Toast the pine nuts in the butter and oil for a few minutes, stirring, until they become golden brown, then combine them with the leeks.
- Add the brussels sprouts and garlic and saute until cooked through. Season with s&p.
- Add the pasta to the saucepan and toss to combine over medium-low. Add pasta cooking liquid or bean juice to make it more moist. Also add the beans and bacon and adjust the seasoning. Add a little bit of lemon thyme. (It is quite strong.) Toss well and serve with parm.


[this would probably also be pretty good without the pasta]

Just a quiet dinner at home with these two.

24

Ay! I hope not to make a habit out of being such a bad blogger. Lately I’ve been starting posts and not finishing them. I’ve done this with about three or four different posts over the past two weeks. So now, just to unblock the ol’ pipeline, I’ll stick to something really simple. Here’s what I ate on the day I turned 24. (Photos from Coi to come later!)

My mom used to always get me ham and cheese croissants for breakfast when I was in high school. Now I can get them at Caffe Trieste while I’m at work (because lord knows I never wake up early enough to eat breakfast at home)!

[workday nosh]
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Paul met me for lunch and we chose someplace random. Probably not the best idea — we both felt kind of sick afterwards.

[$5 shoyu ramen + fried chicken from the hot section at Lee's Deli -- the DIY fried chicken ramen wasn't as satisfying as I'd hoped]

[juicy]
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Dinner that night was oysters at Radius’ happy hour with Jane followed by free buns from Caro’s truck, which was parked outside of Bloodhound.

We ordered a carafe of a white wine from A Donkey & A Goat, which is incidentally the winery that my friend Greg works for.

[they filled our carafe to the brim and then some]
Jane overcame her aversion to oysters and decided to order a few for herself. She found them to her liking, though I suppose not as much as I did — I did order 24 after all!

The oysters were 6 for $10 (rather than $1 each as they are at some other places) but they were really quite good. So good that I consumed the two dozen in under half an hour. (Twenty minutes?) Once I’d tasted that first briny, creamy bivalve, I had to have more. Oysters, the bougey girl’s Pringles?

They are srsly like crack to me.

24 oysters followed by a cocktail or two at Bloodhound with my very best girlfriends was the perfect way to celebrate my 24th year living on this earth. And I didn’t even barf!

the cheesecake series

I’ve made this cheesecake enough times now to know what’s what. Some thoughts:

1. Give the cream cheese a few hours to soften — it takes a really long time!

2. Use your hands.

3. Read the directions beforehand.

I’m not big on Emeril these days but his New York cheesecake recipe is the best. I think the orange zest in the batter is what really sets it apart.

So often when trying to work butter into dry ingredients in baking I’ve found that my hands are the most useful tool. This was the case when combining the butter and sugar for the rosemary and candied bacon cookies. and it was also the case when I was making the graham cracker crust for the cheesecake. (A good tip for making graham cracker crumbs: roughly chop the crackers then put them in a bowl and use the bottom of a jar to crush them up!)

A spring-form pan while not essential, is most useful. I’m not the sort of person to buy myself a spring-form pan but luckily someone bought one for me after we made this cheesecake the first time.

Just browned at the edges.

One cheesecake’s worth.

The lemon and orange zest are key.

The thought of making the whole cheesecake myself was kind of intimidating, as it helps to have a man to do the mixing, but I fared alright with my immersion blender. Besides, I really wanted to make something special for our house Christmas dinner.

Emeril suggests a method of cooking that seems to prevent cracks but not browning: bake at 500 degrees F for 12 minutes then 200 degrees F for an hour. There was just one problem: after the cheesecake had been in the oven for about 10 minutes at 200 degrees, I realized I’d forgotten to add the 1 tbsp of flour. I flipped my shit a little. After doing some research I realized that many cheesecakes are made without flour (though adding the tablespoon binds everything together and it gives it a cakey texture that I prefer in cheesecakes), but that these are meant to be creamier, smoother cheesecakes. To cook such cheesecakes evenly, one usually employs a water bath. So after following Emeril’s method for 25 minutes (i.e. I’d already scorched the top and turned the heat down to low) I removed the cheesecake from the oven, wrapped foil around the base of the pan, placed the cake in a larger pan with a boiling water bath, and returned it to the oven. Perhaps this haphazard move was unnecessary. Either way, after cooling the cheesecake completely in the oven overnight, it turned out alright.

As for the topping, a simple blackberry-strawberry compote will do. I sweetened the berries up with fresh orange juice and cherry brandy (and sugar obviously).

So I guess the point I’m trying to make is that cheesecakes seem like they are really finicky with respect to cooking evenly and all the way through without cracking or burning but I kind of messed up the process and still ended up with a creamy, seemingly flawless cheesecake. A Christmas miracle, perhaps?

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