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a few pasta dishes

Sometimes I feel lame making pasta for dinner because it reminds me of sophomore year of college, when the only dish in my dinner repertoire was spaghetti with Aidells sausage, pasta sauce from a jar and pre-grated parmesan. Maybe with some onions, garlic and dried oregano in the sauce if I was feeling fancy. Pasta for dinner (especially when not using homemade pasta, which I don’t really have the patience or equipment to make) just seems like the easy way out, you know? Well, that’s a stupid way to think about things. Pasta, with interesting ingredients and a thoughtful recipe, can make a mean entree and decadent leftovers.

Every once in a while I’ll treat myself to an issue of Bon Appetit while waiting to check out at the supermarket. While flipping through an acquisition from one such instance, I came across the most delicious sounding pasta recipe from the restaurant Marea in NYC — Rigatoni with Shrimp, Calamari, and Basil. What a perfect dish to pair with the sauv blanc we bought in Napa! The recipe calls for setting aside half the shrimp and calamari rings for topping the pasta with and chopping up the other half for the sauce, but if I was really trying to make the seafood stretch (like if I was cooking for say 10 people), I’d buy less shrimp and calamari and mince all of it to put into the sauce.

Rigatoni with Shrimp & Calamari
[Recipe by Michael White of Marea in NYC, with slight adaptations.]

You need (for 4):
- 1 lb shrimp, peeled and deveined
- 14 oz calamari, cleaned (most fishmongers offer “cleaned” calamari i.e. calamari with the head, ink sack and the like removed)
- 12 oz rigatoni
- extra virgin olive oil
- 3 cups leeks, thinly sliced
- 3 large garlic cloves, thinly sliced
- crushed red pepper
- 1 8 oz bottle of clam juice
- 1/3 cup frozen peas, thawed
- 1/2 to a whole stick of unsalted butter
- 1/2 cup or more of grated parm
- 3/4 cup fresh basil, chiffonade (or I think fresh parsley would be great in this too)

How to:
- Coarsely chop half the shrimp and half the calamari. Transfer to a food processor and pulse on and off until the mixture is finely chopped.
- Working with the remaining calamari bodies (i.e. not the tentacles, unless you feel like throwing those in too), slice them crosswise into rings and set aside.
- Get the pasta started in salted, boiling water. (I recently read in MB’s book that adding oil to the pasta cooking water won’t do shit besides keep your sauce from sticking to the pasta. Adding enough salt should keep the pasta from sticking together.) Take the pasta off the heat once it’s al dente.
- Heat up a 1/4 cup of olive oil + a few tablespoons of butter over medium high. Add the sliced leeks, garlic and red pepper flakes. Saute until the leeks are soft but not brown, about 5 minutes. Add the chopped shrimp mixture and stir until just opaque. Add the clam juice and peas and simmer for 3-5 minutes. Take off the heat and stir in 3 tablespoons of butter. Season with s&p to taste and cover to keep warm.
- Right before serving, saute the other half of the shrimp in some olive oil and butter. After two minutes, add the calamari rings and saute for another two minutes. Season with s&p and remove from the heat as soon as the calamari turns opaque.
- Toss the cooked rigatoni with the sauce and parmesan cheese in a pot or serving bowl. Top with whole shrimp, calamari rings, and basil or parsley before serving. I also tend to add more parm and more red pepper flakes to mine after sitting down :D .

These photos aren’t so good, but maybe you’re wondering about the salad in the photo. It’s actually a combination I decided on while I was shopping for the pasta ingredients, and a simple and delicious one at that!

Artichoke and Heirloom Tomato Salad with Crispy Shallots and Sherry Vinaigrette
I just tossed some sliced heirloom tomatoes with salad greens and artichoke hearts from a jar. Then I heated up a few tablespoons of oil on medium high until the oil was pretty hot, and quickly sauteed some sliced shallots over the high heat until they were brown and crispy (but careful — the difference between brown and burnt is a matter of seconds). While I let the shallots cool I made a simple vinaigrette of sherry vinegar, extra virgin olive oil, and s&p (I don’t recall using dijon in this one but maybe add a teaspoon if you’re worried about getting that emulsified texture). I tossed in the shallots and the dressing and it was like, the best salad I’d ever come up with myself. I’d make it more often if artichoke hearts weren’t kinda spensies.

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It’s easy to see why pasta is a power food, the go-to meal of runners the night before a track meet. It’s carb-y, filling and forgiving to the “throw it all in” school of cooking. This next recipe packs several types of veg and proteins into one pasta dish, though not at the expense of sophistication or seasonality. (This is a winter pasta –the previous two recipes were ones I made during the fall/Indian summer.)

This is one of those recipes where I can actually say that I was trolling the veg aisle at Berkeley Bowl (for probably one of the last times in a while :/ ) to see what looked good, and then came up with a recipe based on that. Well, it’s winter, so not much was available, but they did have these gorgeous Brussels sprouts on the stalk! They also had leeks, which are great to have around. I really wanted to step outside of the standard Brussels sprouts + cured pork box, but no other combinations were obvious to me at the time and we were getting some bacon anyway so… yeah. I ended up throwing in pine nuts, butter beans, lemon thyme — but it doesn’t have to be that complicated really. So the recipe I’ll recount here will be split into essential and optional ingredients, because maybe I got a little carried away.


[brussels sprouts in the foreground, bloody mary and cocchi greyhound in the background]

[butter beanz aka white limas]

Perciatelli with Brussels Sprouts, Leeks & Pine Nuts
You need (for 4):
- 20-25 Brussels sprouts, thinly sliced
- two small leeks or one large one, thinly sliced
- two generous handfuls of pine nuts
- perciatelli (these lovely long noodles that are round and kind of fat) or some other long pasta
- garlic, minced
- unsalted butter


[i set out thinking i'd use my new handheld mandoline to slice the brussels sprouts but ultimately decided it'd be just as easy to do by hand, and with less clean up]

It might also be nice to have:
- large butter beans, cooked (if dried, then soaked and skins removed — but in retrospect I’d go for canned because that was kind of a bitch, even with Caro helping me)
- bacon or pancetta (I highly recommend unless you’re vegetarian), chopped into small cubes
- a few splashes of white wine
- lemon thyme


[the toasted pine nuts really are super delicious with the brussels sprouts and leeks -- you almost don't need bacon!]

How to:
- Cook the pasta til it’s al dente (since you’ll be finishing it off in the saucepan).
- Fry the bacon until its fat renders and it’s nice and crispy. Remove the bacon with a slotted spoon and set aside. Pour off most of the bacon fat and reserve for later use.
- Use 1/4 cup of white wine (or maybe a stock or bean cooking liquid of some sort?) to deglaze the pan of all its brown bacon-y bits. Melt some butter and oil in the pan and then add the leeks. Saute until the leeks are softened, then push them to one side of the pan. Add a little more butter and oil to the other side of the pan, heat until foam subsides and then add the pine nuts. (You can also just remove the leeks and then add them back in but I’m lazy.) Toast the pine nuts in the butter and oil for a few minutes, stirring, until they become golden brown, then combine them with the leeks.
- Add the brussels sprouts and garlic and saute until cooked through. Season with s&p.
- Add the pasta to the saucepan and toss to combine over medium-low. Add pasta cooking liquid or bean juice to make it more moist. Also add the beans and bacon and adjust the seasoning. Add a little bit of lemon thyme. (It is quite strong.) Toss well and serve with parm.


[this would probably also be pretty good without the pasta]

Just a quiet dinner at home with these two.

the cheesecake series

I’ve made this cheesecake enough times now to know what’s what. Some thoughts:

1. Give the cream cheese a few hours to soften — it takes a really long time!

2. Use your hands.

3. Read the directions beforehand.

I’m not big on Emeril these days but his New York cheesecake recipe is the best. I think the orange zest in the batter is what really sets it apart.

So often when trying to work butter into dry ingredients in baking I’ve found that my hands are the most useful tool. This was the case when combining the butter and sugar for the rosemary and candied bacon cookies. and it was also the case when I was making the graham cracker crust for the cheesecake. (A good tip for making graham cracker crumbs: roughly chop the crackers then put them in a bowl and use the bottom of a jar to crush them up!)

A spring-form pan while not essential, is most useful. I’m not the sort of person to buy myself a spring-form pan but luckily someone bought one for me after we made this cheesecake the first time.

Just browned at the edges.

One cheesecake’s worth.

The lemon and orange zest are key.

The thought of making the whole cheesecake myself was kind of intimidating, as it helps to have a man to do the mixing, but I fared alright with my immersion blender. Besides, I really wanted to make something special for our house Christmas dinner.

Emeril suggests a method of cooking that seems to prevent cracks but not browning: bake at 500 degrees F for 12 minutes then 200 degrees F for an hour. There was just one problem: after the cheesecake had been in the oven for about 10 minutes at 200 degrees, I realized I’d forgotten to add the 1 tbsp of flour. I flipped my shit a little. After doing some research I realized that many cheesecakes are made without flour (though adding the tablespoon binds everything together and it gives it a cakey texture that I prefer in cheesecakes), but that these are meant to be creamier, smoother cheesecakes. To cook such cheesecakes evenly, one usually employs a water bath. So after following Emeril’s method for 25 minutes (i.e. I’d already scorched the top and turned the heat down to low) I removed the cheesecake from the oven, wrapped foil around the base of the pan, placed the cake in a larger pan with a boiling water bath, and returned it to the oven. Perhaps this haphazard move was unnecessary. Either way, after cooling the cheesecake completely in the oven overnight, it turned out alright.

As for the topping, a simple blackberry-strawberry compote will do. I sweetened the berries up with fresh orange juice and cherry brandy (and sugar obviously).

So I guess the point I’m trying to make is that cheesecakes seem like they are really finicky with respect to cooking evenly and all the way through without cracking or burning but I kind of messed up the process and still ended up with a creamy, seemingly flawless cheesecake. A Christmas miracle, perhaps?

food diary: busy & frugal

As evidenced by my slacking with respect to updating, I’ve been kind of busy lately. The new year has brought some big changes into this little life of mine, and I’ve been putting less effort into feeding myself as a result. This is a blessing in a few ways — I’m spending less money on dinner (though I’d say the majority of those savings have gone towards happy hour at FiDi watering holes) and by virtue of the fact that I haven’t been to a real grocery store in ages (but rather, the farmer’s market or grocery stands in my immediate neighborhood), I’ve been making veg-centric meals that are actually kinda healfy. (Mostly roasted vegetables.)

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And who doesn’t want to be healfy??

I know kale chips were a thing like a billion years ago, but I’m going to go ahead and mention them anyway. I love em. You just wash, de-stem and tear up the kale, preheat the oven to 350 degrees F, toss the kale in olive oil and salt just before popping it in the oven, and bake it until crispy, around 15 minutes depending on your preference.

[so much healfier than potato chips]

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Cauliflower soup – ingredients: cauliflower, chicken stock, carrots, onion, herbs (I think I just used dried here). I might’ve used white wine but if I did it cost $5. A hearty cauliflower soup, so healfy and warming, for under $5 per person? What could be better than that?

Who wouldn’t want that?

[cauliflower soup with roasted cauliflower]

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Since I’ve only been buying produce that looks good and making super simple meals out of it, I’ve been focusing a lot more on technique. Nothing super fancy but you know, like chopping vegetables into uniform sizes and shit. I also tried blanching, peeling, juicing and seeding tomatoes for the first time ever over the weekend. I was making a ratatouille for this huge French feast we had at Jane’s, and I wanted to follow Julia Child’s instructions to a T. (She is one demanding woman.) Normally I would never be that anal about tomatoes, but blanching them really did make peeling the skins off much easier.

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Golden Produce had these frozen porcini mushroom raviolis that sounded like they would go well with the butternut squash and red-stemmed chard I’d gotten at the farmer’s market the week before (yes, I went like a week straight without cooking). So I roasted up the butternut squash with some paprika, cumin, nutmeg and thyme, blanched some chard, and threw it all in with the raviolis, which I finished in a garlic and thyme brown butter (which I burned the first time — the butter only needs like 3 minutes to brown and one shouldn’t add the garlic too soon lest it burn]. Healfy?


[wild porcini ravioli, roasted butternut squash, chard, thyme and garlic brown butter]

I mean, it’s just butter.

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I mean, it’s just McDonald’s breakfast.

Just one of the perks of working from home. I guess I could bring McDonald’s breakfast into work as there is a MacDo next to my new office, but I wouldn’t want the coworkers to judge me…

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Speaking of ridiculous indulgences, did I mention that my birthday is this week? I’ve got some festivities lined up. On Wednesday I’m going to go to happy hour somewhere where I can get $1 oysters so that I can order 24 oysters (for 24 years of life). Some people think this is a ridiculous amount of oysters. I’m mostly just worried… that that won’t be enough oysters! On Thursday Paul is taking me to COI :D . And on Friday me and my besties are going out to 7 course beef in the TL and then Bourbon & Branch, where I have reserved a room and we will have our own bartender! My birthday’s not til Wednesday, but my gift from Daniel already arrived in the mail last week.

He got me Mastering the Art of French Cooking by Julia. Such a good gift!

OMG, what if I like, turned this blog into a blog where I cook every single recipe from Mastering and then whine about it? Or better, a blog where I watch Julie & Julia every day for one year and blog about how crazy it’s making me?!

Just kidding. I promise not to be a bitch like Julie (aka Amy Adams).

holiday musings: the christening

Paul got me a cherry red Le Creuset braiser for Christmas. It’s gorgeous and looks great sitting next to my kiwi round French oven and my Caribbean (aka turquoise) dutch oven. Someday I’ll have all the colors of the rainbow.

The other day we christened it with a simple weeknight meal of savory and garlic roasted chicken, which we ate with Acme olive bread, sauteed squash and a salad of chicories with garlicky lemon vinaigrette and parmesan cheese.


[browning the chicken]

[butter bath]

[bed of dino kale]

[man that salad hit the spot]

[the meat absorbed the flavor of the savory really well and the dino kale soaked up all the butter, white wine and chicken juices -- so good]

Happy New Year!

my christmas wishlist

In case anyone’s wondering…

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A full body massage.

A bigger Cuisinart!

A Le Creuset braiser!

A cazuela dish that doubles as a baking dish and serving platter!

A set of ramekins suitable for French onion soup!

Aperture 3 to enhance my photography skillz!

A food mill – I can use it for gnocchi, mashed potatoes, duchess potatoes, and even sifting (because a coarse sift is better than no sift and I usually can’t be bothered to sift at all!)

A mandoline.

Some nice bottles of red for the old ticker! Namely:
2007 Patz & Hall Sonoma Pinot Noir
2004 Il Poggione Brunello di Montalcino

Dinner at Commonwealth, SPQR, Gitane, Cafe Zuni, Halu or Ippuku (or all of the above).

A weekend trip. (Must be mindblowing.)

les petits plaisirs: wonton soup & popcorn chicken

It’s a rewarding feeling to realize that two of the dishes I love to order while eating out are easy to replicate at home. I love these low brow bite-sized beauties!

Wonton Noodle Soup
Making wontons is ridiculously easy if you have the wrappers, which I think most grocery stores do. I followed Steamy Kitchen’s recipe with few adaptations (I eyeballed it mostly). For 4 people, you need:

1/2 lb ground pork
2 stalks green onion, minced, plus extra for garnish
1 tbsp soy sauce
1 tsp rice vinegar
1 tsp cornstarch
pinch of sugar
1/2 tsp sesame oil
wonton wrappers at room temperature, covered with a damp towel to prevent them from drying out
cornstarch slurry = 1 tbsp cornstarch + 1/4 cup water (cornstarch slurry)
a carton or two of chicken broth (and maybe some water and soy sauce)
4 or 5 bok choy
chili garlic sauce

Make the wonton filling: combine first 7 ingredients in a bowl. You don’t want the mixture to be so wet that it won’t stick together. Using chopsticks if possible, put a few teaspoons of the filling in the center of the wonton wrapper. (Don’t get too greedy — if you overstuff the wontons they’ll break apart.) Brush all edges of the wrapper with the cornstarch slurry and then fold in half diagonally, pressing down the edges to seal. Brush slurry on one of the triangle base edges and then bring the two triangle base edges together. Does that make sense?


Keep the wontons covered with a damp paper towel as you make them so they don’t dry out.

Bring the chicken broth to a boil. Do the wontons first. Boil them, in batches, so as not to overcrowd the pot. They should be done when they float to the top (the meat in the middle cooks pretty quickly, but test one if you’re unsure). Once you’ve cooked and removed all the wontons, cook the bok choy then the noodles in the same pot. Add water (and a bit of soy sauce to taste) to the broth as it boils down to keep the water level high enough. Once you’ve cooked everything, assemble your bowls then adjust the flavor of the broth with water, soy sauce and chili garlic sauce. I supplemented the chicken broth with vegetable broth actually because that’s what I had on hand at the time. It was fiiine.

Popcorn Chicken
Well it was girlz night and my oil thermometer had just come in the mail so I decided to celebrate by making some popcorn chicken. The great thing about popcorn chicken (other than it maximizing the proportion of delicious fried outer layer you get in each bite) is that it requires less oil (which can be quite spensies — I used canola) than regular fried chicken. The recipe I’m posting here is a hybrid of Paula Deen’s recipe and this recipe I found on this website purporting to have all the legit KFC recipes. This is really my recipe though so go me, because it was delicious.

You need:
1 cup of hot sauce (preferably Frank’s Red Hot!)
1 cup of flour
2 cups of panko crumbs
salt and pepper
garlic powder
onion powder
1/3 cup of milk (I used 2%)
2 eggs
4 chicken breasts

This fed four hungry ladies with enough leftovers for us each to bring home a little sampler to our manz.

- Cover the chicken breasts with some wax paper and pound them to a uniform thickness (I used a small frying pan to do this; it was kind of intense). Cut them into bite-sized pieces. Season them liberally with garlic powder, onion powder and s&p on both sides.
- Make the wet mixture: beat the eggs and add the milk and hot sauce. Mix well.
- Make the dry mixture: combine the panko and flour in a separate bowl.
- Fill a heavy-bottomed pot with frying oil until it’s about half an inch deep. The chicken doesn’t have to be fully submerged, maybe three quarters of the way. Heat the oil until it reaches about 350 degrees F. Dip each chicken morsel in the wet mixture then the dry, so that it’s covered on all sides with a good amount of the bread crumb/flour mixture. Fry the chicken in batches, turning if necessary, until it’s golden brown. Keeping the oil at the right temperature is kind of tricky if you’re just using an oil thermometer. You kind of have to fiddle with the temperature nob on the stove a lot. Try and keep the oil temperature between 330 and 370, because if it surpasses the lower bound it won’t really fry properly and if it hits above 375 it will burn.



My new toy — only $20 on Amazon! I’m gonna olive oil poach some shit.

Jealous of our monster-sized bottle of Frank’s?


Nina made a delicious Bakesale Betty’s style coleslaw with cabbage, cilantro, red onion, jalapenos, red wine vinegar, dijon and a little bit of Greek yogurt. Jane made some yummerz sage biscuits using a recipe from Epicurious.


I made a lot of chicken.

I also made some chocolate pudding for dessert that no one ate besides me and Caroline because I thought it would be funny and it only cost a dollar. At least we had some fresh whipped cream to go with it!

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